The Sloshy Serpent

 
Have You Heard of
The Sloshy Serpent?

The Sloshy Serpent is a very special place somewhere in the Okanagan.

Nobody knows exactly where it is… but a surprising number of people swear they’ve been there.

It’s usually located somewhere between 
the first place you started and 
the last place you ended up.

Sometimes it appears after a patio. 
Sometimes after a winery. 
Occasionally after someone says:

 
“Let’s go here… I gotta pee.”

Next thing you know,   
you’re at The Sloshy Serpent.

There was definitely live music. 
There were definitely snacks.

Very good snacks.

Unfortunately nobody remembers the band… 
or why they woke up with food in their hair.

Some say The Sloshy Serpent only reveals itself right around the moment the night gets a little loco.

All anyone really remembers is this:

The vibes were great.

The laughs were loud.

The wakes were… a little wobbly.

 And strangely enough…

No one has ever been able to remember 
how they got there.

Or how to get back…

 -Locopogo

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• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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