{"product_id":"the-sloshy-serpent","title":"The Sloshy Serpent","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHave You Heard of\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe Sloshy Serpent?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Sloshy Serpent is a very special place somewhere in the Okanagan.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eNobody knows exactly where it is… \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ebut a surprising number of people swear they’ve been there.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eIt’s usually located somewhere between \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ethe first place you started \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eand \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ethe last place you ended up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eSometimes it appears after a patio. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eSometimes after a winery. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOccasionally after someone says:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e“Let’s go here… I gotta pee.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eNext thing you know,   \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eyou’re at \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eThe Sloshy Serpent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThere was definitely live music. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThere were definitely snacks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eVery good snacks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eUnfortunately nobody remembers the band… \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eor why they woke up with food in their hair\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eSome say The Sloshy Serpent only reveals itself \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eright around the moment the night gets a little \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eloco.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eAll anyone really remembers is this:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThe vibes were great.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp 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